#210

“My fellow Americans and people of our allied nations, it should come to no surprise that Angelina Jolie's lips are a cause for concern to the free world. Her lips alone have exacerbated world hunger by at least fifty percent with their insatiable appetite for lollipops. And by consuming the many children of developing nations, they have torn countless healthy families apart. No longer will the United States and its allies stand by and watch the tyranny of Ms. Jolie's lips unfold day by day. It's time for us to bust those luscious lips so that we may send them back to hell and wrapped around Satan's cock once more!”

Who said this and where?